Friday, June 22, 2007

Dane Cook & So You Think You Can Dance!

Anyone that knows me knows that I am OBSESSED with So You Think You Can Dance. O-b-s-e-s-s-e-d!!! It's only the best show ever, people.

So imagine my surprise when I not only see half the cast at dinner last night, but I saw my favorite, most delicious male dancer Kameron Bink!! Dude. Nothing hotter than a guy that can dance. And his lyrical dance w/Lacey last week was phenomenal!! Choreographer Mia Michaels is a friggin genius.


While dining with April for her birthday, dancers from the show kept walking by, and as Kameron walked by I literally let out a whimper. Obsessed with the thought of getting a picture with him or grazing his skin somehow, I directed my attention to an immediate plan of action on how to accomplish both. Thank god there were other people at the table to entertain April.

As we were leaving the restaurant, so was Kameron. How convenient - ahem. As we stalked followed him out the door, I stopped him, TOUCHED him (hottest dancer bicep ever), and totally using April's birthday as my excuse for being stalker-y, asked for a picture. Of course he was just excited to see he has fans over the age of 13, and happily obliged. Unfortunately we had to get Lacey in the picture too cuz she couldn't get her grubby, greedy paws off of him for one second. We told them they were our favorite couple and divulged how obsessed with the show we were.

Realizing what huge losers we were, we shamelessly giggled with glee and took off to our next stop: The Laugh Factory. It's a tradition that every year for her birthday, I take April to dinner and a comedy club. Unfortunately, this night was “College Night”. So not only were we the only people there over the age of 20, but College Night is usually a pretty sucky line-up. Oh well, it's a tradition. We'll suck it up and listen to jokes about facebook and frat parties.

The comics were marginally funny. Then all of a sudden they call out the surprise comic for the night, Dane Cook! Ok, now I have to admit I always kinda thought Dane Cook was way overrated, and not as funny as everyone thought. I thought he was a blown up untalented mainstream comedian. Well, I was wrong. He is hilarious. And quick as hell! And kinda sexy, now that you mention it. He didn't skip a beat, and I was thoroughly impressed with his comedy surprisingly. So of course we had to go meet him. AND get his picture. He was lovely. And hot. Would have liked if he grabbed my ass or something, but beggars can't be choosers. I felt him up, said cheese, and called it a day.

Kameron Bink & Dane Cook. All in all a good night. Every time I see someone famous now and want to take a picture, I'm just going to say it's April's birthday. Works like a charm.