LOST...Law & Order: Special Douchebags Unit

what the @#&!%&@#$ was that?

First of all, let me start by saying I didn’t have high hopes for a good episode considering last weeked was so f-ing awesome. I knew that we’d get a suckfest blue van episode thrown at us again. Right off the bat, in the first 5 seconds that I saw Nikki having her own scene, I was ready to turn off the tv and immediately delete off tivo. I have no interest in seeing anything about her! So imagine my surprise when there’s a FLASHBACK about her! I was so pissed! Alas, when she died (or so we thought) in the first segment, I was elated. Annoyed that they’re wasting an episode on her, but elated nontheless.

It was great seeing Shannon and Boone again, but you would think that with the budget on that show, they could maybe get better wigs? Jessica Simpson’s wigs are better than that, and I have a strict rule never to say anything nice about her. And the other thing killing me? The flashbacks of episode 1, season 1, with new footage to place the 2 douchebags in. I was torn. Sighing, half reminiscent of the brilliant first episodes of Lost, while simultaneously seething with rage at the crappy editing and new peeps inserted. Ruined my fond memories of that amazing scene.

I had some hope for the episode when they found the walkie talkie. My mind was sent racing thinking that he was tied with the Others and this episode could be worthwhile afterall!!

I understand why Paulo never said anything about the Pearl, but why didn’t Nikki? If she wanted to be included so much, like she said, then why didn’t she ever mention it to anyone? Doesn’t make sense. And as much as I love my Sawyer, the diamonds-in-the-grave thing? Absurd! Don’t piss me off like the lady from Titanic, yo.

Here’s my issue: That episode could have never aired and wouldn’t make any difference to anything or the plot of the show. The producers realized adding them was a mistake and made some interesting way to get them off. Thanks for the effort, but don’t waste my time. Just phase them out like you did Rose and Bernard. Save episodes for compelling stories like Locke, Desmond, Sayid, Ben, & shirtless Sawyer!

I have to say, the whole being buried alive thing was awesome, but I still hated the episode. It was like we were watching some random crime drama show! I was waiting for Vince D'Onofrio to come at any minute and hear "BING BING!". Bottom line, I am ecstatic that they killed those two off, and it was cool how they did it, but that in no way needed a whole episode to do it. Total waste. I was enraged that we had another filler episode. Although I totally called it.

Oh well, on the positive side…..Ding Dong the douches are gone! La la la la. La la la la.

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